Saturday, April 16, 2005

Minced Penguin Jokes

Cold Jokes: 100% shivering

When you are putting out a bait to win over a girl/guy:

If you don’t get the Big Catch, at least pick up the Prawns.
If there are no Prawns, you can still go for the Shrimps.
But when there are no shrimps available, don’t forget the ‘belachan’ (spicy-salty Dried Shrimp)




When you came back from America:

On the economic sense, no only your account balance will goes up, ur overall balance scale will also increase proportionately.


Managing an oversea branch isn't easy, when you are out there, you are responsible for getting investment returns fast. In economic term, its called the IRTS (increasing return to scale).

Back here, still have to work on IRTS, except that its a different type of scale (bathroom).

Humans are just flexible creature that can exhibit change with environmental influences. We are the biggest personal baggage we carry around. Its not amazing to find that our stomach are like a ‘Dunnage Bag’ that can deflate and inflate.

Waiting Man:

The father of a cuddly baby boy is utmost willing to let pretty ladies hug his son.
But, with a simple gesture to proclaim that hugging him would feels the same.


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